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9/6/2006 2:43:34 AM

frenchbastard

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Harvest by Computer Associates

Today I shall write about the shitiest piece of configuration management software ever written in the history of computer science. This software is called Allfusion Harvest and is made by well-known shitproducers called Computer Associates.

Introduction:
Harvest is a version control / configuration management shitware which comes with a GUI for windows. It is based on a client-server arhchitecture.

Installation:
The client side installation process takes about 1 hour on a P4 2.4 1GB ram PC. The process requires at least 3 reboots and the user must manually edit various text based configuration files to complete the installation. After installing the base client, you must download and install 3 patches separately and reboot the client machine on each patch. Not following the sequence or failing to manually update text files during the process will render the entire installation effort useless and you will have to start all over from the base install.

GUI:
After going through the shitty installation process, you are shown the GUI of the application. The GUI looks like a turd of pale yellow dog shit piled elegantly in a maggot infested dumpster. In fact I would rather look at shit coming out of a French poodle'e buttcrack than look at the GUI of this shitware called Harvest my pubic hair.

Application usability:
The shitware Harvest is based on the concept of trial and error. Any action taken in the application, no matter how trivial is followed by an error message thrown on the application console. From there on you have to analyze the error message and make the next move. After several trial and errors you can finally accomplish the desired task.

Summary:
If you are interested in shiting away cuntless number of whores working on a version control shitware which will improve your shit productivity and will drastically increase the stench coming out of Computer Associates buttcrack, then you must try the all new cunt fucking, shit licking, cock sucking dogshitware called 'Harvest the shit coming out of my ass you fucking fudge pecking, parachute packing, prostrate popping maggot infested Computer Associates buttcrack'.

After you are done using this bullshitware called Harvest, you must produce a large turd of smelly maggot ridden dark brown shit and pack it up nicely in a box and send it to Computer Associates. After all they deserve some appreciation for making such a shitty software.

Thank you.

9/6/2006 7:29:23 AM

Shitware

89 posts

Re: Harvest by Computer Associates
Modified By Shitware on 9/5/2006 10:30:28 PM)

Hahahaha~!

Man - you've the art of profanity down! Holy shit! If you really are a French bastard, you've got the art of English swearing mastered beyond any English speaker I know! (And I have a horrible potty mouth!)

But I haven't used Harvest, so I have no idea. I've used other software that makes me feel the same though.

I have tried other CA products and given up as the installations were just nightmarish though.

9/7/2006 4:19:28 PM

nudone

8 posts

Re: Harvest by Computer Associates

i also appreciate your colourful language.

9/12/2006 3:44:36 AM

jackonice

83 posts

Re: Harvest by Computer Associates

Jesus fucking christ on a stick, CA sounds at least as "good" as McAssffee. ROFL

I fucking hate Micro$not's goddam attitude

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